Jokes For The John

Jordan Ironing Board Cover - * Ironing has never been this much fun!

* Bikini disappears when heat is applied

* Elasticated cover fits most ironing boards

Now there's no excuse not to get the ironing done with this heat-sensitive printed cover. The more heat that's applied the faster Jordan's bikini disappears.

Elasticated ironing board cover that fits in seconds

Fits all boards up to 120 x 37cm

Actual cover size 132 x 48cm

100% Cotton cover

100% Polyester underfelt

Special instructions: Machine washable, do not bleach, do not tumble dry, iron directly if necessary

This is an adult item and is not suitable for children

Ironing board and iron are not included 

Is He The One? Candles - * Set of five mimosa-scented pink candle pots

* Date him? Bed him? Leave him? You decide with these scented candles

* Create a romantic effect this Valentine's Day

This sweet set of candles is perfect for romantic girls who simply can't make up their minds. Each candle has a suggestion for what you should do with your current beau - date him, bed him, leave him, seduce him or marry him! And with a delicate mimosa scent, you'll create a lovely atmosphere while you decide.

Set contains 5 candle pots

Always place lit candles in a heatproof container, on a level surface and away from draughts. Keep away from children. Never leave a burning candle unattended

Please note the design is printed on the lid and not on the actual candle